Biloxi News Awards

My own pick of the top ten asswipes of 2006. These individuals that made me gag, barf, or have bathroom issues. Drum roll please...

1. Scooter Libby: the nanny nanny boo boo defense: for his most ridiculous and retarded defense of memory loss

2. David Brooks: the most ass kissing journalist: for jumping from political party to political party for browning points whenever the wind blows.

3.Ann Coulter: the PMS mental giant journalist: for her bizaare and insensitive journalism

4. Clarice Feldman: the gas journalist: for her brought and paid for journalism to favor the WH

5.Bill O’Reilly/Sean Hannity: tweedledee and tweedledumb journalists: for giving us faux news in the world of Gerbilville.

6. Tony Snow: the cannibis WH Press Secretary: for his off the wall press conference.

7. Arlen Specter: the father time of the elected officials: for his grandpa Simpson and butt kissing remarks about the President.

8. 109th Congress: the do nothing Congress: for doing squat for the american people for 2006.

9. Tweety Matthews: lead butt kisser of the GOP koolaid: for giving true meaning of spreading the GOP love fest on his show.

10.Tucker Carlson: the obnoxious journalist: for letting us know that there is always work at the post office and for letting us know that we can all last 15 minutes on Dancing With the Stars.

*Honorable mention: Dick Cheney, Condi Rice, corrupted elected officials of 2006, Joe Lieberman, John McCain, and Donald Rumsfield