Friday, December 19, 2008

David Letterman: Top ten least popular holiday songs.

10.On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me absolutely nothing because of the bad economy

9.Amy, the red-nosed Winehouse, will need a new liver soon

8. I'm dreaming of a white Christmas, but Al Gore tells me we're all screwed

7.Biden might do all right if his hair plugs stay in tight

6. Dr. Tannenbaum, Dr. Tannenbaum, is Cialis right for me?

5.Deck the halls with illegal payoffs, Bla-Bla-Bla-Bla-Bla Blagojevich

4. Ahmadinejad, Ahmadinejad, Ahmadinejad, you set our heart aglow like a spent fuel rod

3. It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas, 1929

2.I have an irregular heart beat, pah-rum-puh-puh-puh-pum

1. Joy to the world, George Bush is done





2 comments:

airJackie said...

I force myself to stay up for David Letterman show. Now only for the first part when he shows Presidential Speeches. No matter how cold it is or how mad my day was when I see Bush make a complete fool of himself compared to the other Presidents I laugh until I cry. I asked Letterman to put it in video form. It's priceless. If Americans had bothered to watch Bush's Speeches they would have known he is truely the Poster child for Child Left Behind. I know the World Leaders had the best time laughing at Bush over the 8 years he's not only stupid but a drunk/druggie and some of the things he said would make it so easy to use the 25th Amendment. Just plan stupid beyond anyoone's belief, in a small way Sarah is just a little bit smarter then Bush. Now that says it all.

Anonymous said...

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas 1929, wow I don't know if I should laugh or cry at that one.