Don't mess with Bill..
No, no, no...
Don't mess with Bill...
Leave me Billy alone..
(excerpt lyrics by The Marvelettes)
The Barack Obama campaign faced a new predicament today after former President Bill Clinton accepted his challenge to a dance competition.
“I would be willing to engage in a dancing competition with him," said the first white black president at a town hall meeting in Greenville, "even though he’s much thinner and younger than I am, but only if I got an age allowance.”
“I would be willing to engage in a dancing competition with him," said the first white black president at a town hall meeting in Greenville, "even though he’s much thinner and younger than I am, but only if I got an age allowance.”
Obama's handlers were nearly ready to meet with Clinton to discuss the possibility of bonus points when Clinton was spotted practicing at Le Pied Chaud Studio in Charleston.
"My God, the man was on fire," said June Renault, an instructor at the studio. "He said he wanted to learn a few new steps, but truth be told, he already knew more than I did, so I said he should just work with what he has. I mean, I put on 'Funky Cold Medina' and he just mopped the floor with me."
Obama released a statement this afternoon saying that he was far too busy to dance, and besides "it wouldn't be fair to take advantage of an old man."
Would love to see that challenge. Oh, memo to Obama: No all white men can't dance. This one can. Go, David go! Check out David's moves...
2 comments:
Obama has met his match and will use any excuse not to dance against Bill. I told you Bill was a great dancer. He could have been on Soul Train and won. Now as I said Obama can dance but not anywhere's as good as Bill. Hillary isn't a dancer, but Beyonce would be a great partner for Bill to show off his moves. Now Obama's wife can't dance either so he'll need a partner too.
Don't mess with Bill is right he's more black then Obama. He's the Blackest White man I've ever known.
I guess Obama has never heard of Christopher Walken. Most of this is all him:
Walken does Fatboy Slim
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