I was a total PIG. My owner was out a couple of days and the neighbor lady fed me as much food as I could hog down. I ate a lot of the other cat's food. My diet already started again. Mama put me away in another room while she fed the other cat so I didn't eat the other cat's food.
"Call Jenny!" LOL! And that's what you get for eating like a pig, you silly cat! Ha Ha! You were doing good on your diet. Did you have to screw that up???
Ok Mr. Kitty it's time to lose those extra pounds and you will need more then Jenny. Start running and move those legs quickly. Eat only carrots and drink water. Take your vitamins and stop laying around all day. Don't make me have to come to Chicago. You can do it and I faith in you. Mr. Kitty you might think of making Fitz the State Attorney General and do a clean weep of the crimes in your State. Put the word out you know how to use the grapevine it's faster then the Media.
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I was a total PIG. My owner was out a couple of days and the neighbor lady fed me as much food as I could hog down. I ate a lot of the other cat's food. My diet already started again. Mama put me away in another room while she fed the other cat so I didn't eat the other cat's food.
Call Jenny!
"Call Jenny!" LOL! And that's what you get for eating like a pig, you silly cat! Ha Ha! You were doing good on your diet. Did you have to screw that up???
Check it out! Downstate Illinois features WTF section.
BTW, "downstate Illinois" is pretty much anything south of Chicago but those in downstate Illinois don't like to be called that.
WTF section.. LOL! I checked it out. Who is the clown that came up with that website???
Ok Mr. Kitty it's time to lose those extra pounds and you will need more then Jenny. Start running and move those legs quickly. Eat only carrots and drink water. Take your vitamins and stop laying around all day. Don't make me have to come to Chicago. You can do it and I faith in you.
Mr. Kitty you might think of making Fitz the State Attorney General and do a clean weep of the crimes in your State. Put the word out you know how to use the grapevine it's faster then the Media.
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