America’s top doc told the Herald yesterday that Santa Claus should slim down, in the latest blow struck in a global politically correct crusade against the jolly fat man.
“It is really important that the people who kids look up to as role models are in good shape, eating well and getting exercise. It is absolutely critical,” acting U.S. Surgeon General Rear Adm. Steven K. Galson said in an interview after a presentation on obesity at the Boston Children’s Museum.
Touting NFL players who work with kids to promote healthy lifestyles, Galson added: “Santa is no different.”More on the story.
This is the most retarded recommendation for Santa Claus.
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Next Santa will lose his land in the North Pole. No more toys for kids. The nuts are coming out of the wood work with the idiot in office.
No, the next stupid comment about Santa is that he should say "ha ha ha" instead of "ho ho ho."
And what attacks on the Easter Bunny will be coming out of Falafel King? Will he attack the groundhog too? Will he leave the Leprecan alone?
"And what attacks on the Easter Bunny will be coming out of Falafel King? Will he attack the groundhog too? Will he leave the Leprecan alone?"
LOL! Bill-O has nothing better else to do.
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