Time rejected Tubby McTreason Rove as a columnist.

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Thinkprogress:

Radar reports that, prior to securing a spot as a Newsweek columnist, Karl Rove approached Time magazine for a job. Time, however, rejected Rove as “essentially like an unindicted coconspirator in a whole hose of felonies”:

Time’s editors apparently felt the cost/benefit analysis wouldn’t be in their favor if they embraced the man who has done more than anyone to keep the spirit of Joe McCarthy alive and well in American politics. …

“They think Karl is essentially like an unindicted coconspirator in a whole string of felonies.”

And of course, they think that way since Time's reporter Matt Cooper was involved in the CIA Leak investigation.