Friday, October 12, 2007

Falafel-in-chief Wants To Protect Americans From President John Edwards!


Crooks and Liars:

Bill O’Reilly wants you to know that partisan politics bore him, but nevertheless, he is compelled to warn you about the very scary possibility of President John Edwards, who will *gasp* respect the Constitution, *aiyeee!* protect your civil rights and *horror of horrors!* honor the concept of habeas corpus, the very bedrock of civil liberties since the Magna Carta. {{shudder}}

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

And who is going to protect us from Falafel King, we need to protect the children most since he is on a roll with writing children's books.