Falafel King for President 08! Hey, if the nimrods say that they want Petraeus and Hannity for President, then I guess Falafel King can throw his name in the list. And what campaign promises does the Falafel guy give to the American people?:
1. Free use of a vibrator.
2. Pole dancing will be legal.
3. Lap dancing will be a tax deduction.
4. All aides to the White House will be female and young.
5. Free visits to the White House if you are female.
6. All White House correspondents and reporters will be hired from Faux Noose only.
7. And Scooter Libby for Attorney General. All convicted felons who are loyal Faux Noose are giving privilege.
<---And Bill-O will have a hard time trying to pick VP. ;-)
LOL!
2 comments:
Petraeus and Hannity have nothing on the Falafel King. Who says we can't do worse then the Gerbil we have the Falafel King. Now the Oval Office will have a President who just wears underwear nothing else. Yes if Libby can't be our President the Falafel King will have him as VP. Lieberman will have to kiss the Falafel King to get an appointment which Lieberman will be glad to do anything that's asked of him. All the GOP Criminals will be let out of jail and innocent people who don't like our new idiot President will be locked up.
With that as the picture of the future any country can come in and take control of the United States. Yes women will be heading for Canada or Mexico as fast as they can. Cheney will stick around to make sure he cleans out the US Treasury as the new President Falafel King is sworn in office while wearing nothing but his underwear in the winter. Prostitutes will be fully employed with benefits. The Republican Christian Right will allow their members to know this is what God wanted as they believed Bush's lie so believe our Falafel King.
I'm going to learn French because that's where you'll find me in France if this happens.
I guess he has enough followers, people buy his books like crazy. He is in pace with the new GOP values.
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