Thursday, August 23, 2007

Top Ten Signs Osama Bin Laden is Alive and Well.

From the David Letterman show:

10. FBI has indicted him for funding an illegal goatfighting operation

9. On recent Al Qaeda audiotape, he says some kind words about Merv Griffin

8. The new US Weekly has photos of him in a hot tub with Britney

7. The congratulatory phone call to Barry Bonds

6. He's booked with Regis and Susan Lucci at Foxwoods Resort & Casino

5. His MySpace page was updated this morning

4. Starring in a new series about a bunch of misfits who try to rob Ayman Al-Zawahiri

3. Al Jazeera reports he's endorsing Mitt Romney for President

2. Afghanistan moviegoers report a 7-foot bearded guy laughing his nuts off at "Superbad"

1. Seen house hunting in L.A. with wife Posh Bin Laden


And there you go! LOL!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I am sure Bin Laden wants someone in office that will continue to weaken the US, he won't have to lift a finger just sit back and enjoy.

SP Biloxi said...

Hmmm. I believe that there is alot more to the story about Bin Laden from the Gerbil's story. Why would the US provide a plane for the Bin Laden family to leave the U.S. before and after 9/11 if Osama Bin Laden is an axis of evil and responsible for the terrorist attacks according to the Gerbil?