Friday, July 20, 2007

Dick will serve as President while Bush receives his routine colonoscopy.


And the doctors may find a Jack Daniel bottle in his colon.
From CNN:
WASHINGTON (CNN) -- Vice President Dick Cheney will serve as acting president briefly Saturday while President Bush is anesthetized for a routine colonoscopy, White House spokesman Tony Snow said Friday.

Bush is scheduled to have the medical procedure, expected to take about 2 1/2 hours, at the presidential retreat at Camp David, Maryland, Snow said.

4 comments:

airJackie said...

Satan in charge of the White House, while the baby idiot is under the knife. Jokes are already going with the Dickster pardoning Libby and bombing Iran within the hour and half he has as President.
Nothing good will come to either of these Satan worshipers. The doctor most likely can't cure what's wrong with the Gerbil and Cheney is just evil.

Anonymous said...

yup they will be worshiping Satan as bush takes one up the wa-zooo

Anonymous said...

Officially Cheney takes overunofficially he has been doing the office.

KittyBowTie1 said...

Well, in preparation for the proceedure, at least for a while, he wasn't full of ----.