Clive's #1 pick for the biggest prick in Congress

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DICK CHENEY (R-PRES. OF SENATE)

In a Nutshell:






Oh, snap! You were expecting William Jefferson , weren't you? Well, he's certainly the most corrupt, but that's a lot different from being a prick. Not only does the Vice President act as the President of the Senate, but he's also the president of behaving like a giant penis.






Why He's a Prick









A brief recap of Mr. Cheney's time as our nation's second highest ranking public servant: While the CEO of Haliburton, he was put in charge of a committee to find the best candidate for Vice President, then took advantage of the half-wit who appointed him to that committee and gave himself the job. Once in office, he helped start a war now widely regarded as unnecessary, scoffed when asked if his $18 million in Haliburton stock options represented a conflict of interests, used the war to award Haliburton $11 billion in contracts, smirked during the State of the Union while the President suggested we become less reliant on foreign oil, shot one friend in the face, got another convicted of perjury and told a room full of grown men to go f*ck themselves. That, my friends, is how you run a motherf***ing Senate.



Biggest Prick Move






This one time, he was the driving force behind the invasion of this other country, and, well, it didn't go too hot. We think it might have been in the news or something.








LMAO! I cracked up when I saw Mr. 9% named #1 in the top 5 biggest pricks in Congress.



Here is the rest of the list by Clive Bannister.





And I have to agree with the #1 pick. Dick thinks he is above the law and Congress.