From Truthdig.com
In response to what he called a “significant increase in the amount of misinformation about our enemies,” President George W. Bush today announced that he was establishing a new Cabinet-level agency devoted solely to faulty intelligence.
By creating the Department of Faulty Intelligence, Mr. Bush said, “The United States will be able to respond swiftly and preemptively to false threats before they don’t develop.”
The president said that while the CIA and the NSA had both collected faulty intelligence in the past, “there is simply too much misinformation out there for those two agencies to handle.”
Mr. Bush said that he hoped that the Department of Faulty Intelligence would not only increase the United States’ capacity to collect false leads and red herrings, but that it would also help coordinate the sharing of useless information among the United States’ various spy agencies.
Mr. Bush used the announcement at the White House to introduce his nominee to head up the new department, James Frey, the author of “A Million Little Pieces.”
Mr. Frey spoke mainly in general terms about the goals of the new agency, but indicated that it would focus on “the gathering threat” posed by Belgium’s nuclear program.
In his brief remarks to the press, Mr. Frey said that he was uniquely qualified to head the Department of Faulty Intelligence because of his “deep roots” in the faulty intelligence community.
"I will be bringing over four decades of experience to this job,” said Mr. Frey, 37.
Elsewhere, hours after Congress demanded an investigation into the firing of U.S. attorneys, President Bush said he would move the White House to Dubai.
Award-winning humorist, television personality and film actor Andy Borowitz is author of the book “The Republican Playbook.”
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2 comments:
Well idiot is as idiot does. The Chimpster aka Gerbil got the right person for the fake job. Look this man fooled Oprah and that say alot. She had to give refunds to all her viewers who brought the fake book. As the rest of the Administration is committing crimes the public can be distracted by the fake intelligence. To bad Libby wont be around to direct this new department it's right up his ally. With no pardon available maybe Bush can get Libby on the work release program. Libby can work at the White House during the day and sleep in jail at night. Finger Foley is looking for a job too. Now I know Jack, Duke and Ney will be made but stuff happens. Kenny Lay can be a covert agent now that his charges have been dismissed. Look he's already in hiding and has a new name and identity so it works well. Daddy Bush will be the one to kick Karl to the curve as little idiot Georgie cries.
sigh this won't stop all the lies......
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