Tuesday, December 12, 2006

News alert: Cows are the cause of global warming


I wonder if the chimpster knows this...

Cow flatulence major contributor to green house gases


Edinburgh, Dec 11 (ANI): Purists may find it hard to find faults with the holy cow, but for hard nosed scientists, they are the single largest contributors to the malady of global warming. A recent study has revealed that cow flatulence is to a great extent responsible for global warming and the green house effect. British researchers have found that bovine emissions account for about one million tonnes or roughly 36 percent of the UK's methane emissions, and cows contribute the vast majority of it. As such, the government is now asking farmers to change the fodder in so as to cut down on greenhouse gases. While scientists have already conducted experiments on different cattle feed to determine which one best cuts down gaseous after-effects, ministers have also not ruled out action to force farmers to change their cows' diet. "The problem is worse in Scotland, which has a higher concentration of agriculture, meaning farm animals produce 46% of methane emissions," said a scientist at Department for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs (DEFRA). Researchers said that the only way to get out of this was for farmers to alter what they were feeding their cows. "We do encourage farmers to look at this research and consider acting on it. There is no regulation saying they will have to change fodder, although that may be something we will have to look into in the future," he said. Methane has been described by the United Nations as 23 times more "warming" than carbon dioxide, reports The Scotsman. A UN report has also revealed that: "Livestock are one of the most significant contributors to today's most serious environmental problems". (ANI)


http://in.news.yahoo.com/061211/139/6a6xb.html

I had to laugh at this story.. Now the cows are the cause of global warming...

8 comments:

airJackie said...

Now this is really sick. We are to believe that Cows gas is the cause of Global Warming. Question SPB what about the countries that have no cows where's the gas coming from. Do we have to stop the insects from making gas. Is it that much gas around the world from cows that we have to maybe destroy the cow? What will we do for milk? What about Fitz's coffee and Krispy Kcremes. Now that's a National Security Problem call Homeland Security for help. Don't call Brownie please.

Anonymous said...

OK sure, don't eat beef, Oprah tried this and had to face Texans.

Biloxi,

What is your take on this?

Jury Fraud?

SP Biloxi said...

Jury fraud? That's a new creative fraud.. Now of course, I hear about scam artists putting up fake bank and FBI websites, impersonating governmental officials and FBI officials, and so on... Of course, it is scam to get that person's information and also to scare people to nit serve jury duty because they feel afraid of their personal information being giving out.. And I notice that Illnois was on the list of scams.. Makes me worry about the Ryan's appeal, Conrad Black trial, and other crucial trials in Illnois as well as other states.. But, it is a more growing part of crime that everyone has to put their guard up for protecting their identity.. And because we have an idiot running this country and put incompetent governement officials into job positions, that is why we have so a growing number of identity theft. Thanks for sharing that article...

SP Biloxi said...

Oh, Jackie!

Great comments! LOL!

Anonymous said...

Actually I am lactose intolerant and don't care for beef, am I helping the cow situation? lol

SP Biloxi said...

"Actually I am lactose intolerant and don't care for beef, am I helping the cow situation? lol"

NO!!!!!!


*lol*

SP Biloxi said...

Jackie,

We need Homeland Security. The cows and their gas have raised the terror level and may be an axis of evil. Look for the cows to go on the DHS watch list! LOL!

Anonymous said...

LOL .....just thought I was doing my part to help a little